ze pun-ch line no. 1

What do you call the Bill Collector in your head?

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A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Friedrich Nietzsche

Blacks may…

…be a superior race, but Whites, on the whole, have better credit…

ze zinger no. 29

Hey, dija heer ’bout them two Wire fam’lees that was always fightin’ and a feudin’ and a shockin’ each others’ kids ’til one day they decides theys had ’bout nuffa all that ruckuss and come together in a-cord, bah ha HA!

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ze zinger no. 28

BREAKING NEWS: When asked if he would sign off on the new Trump Casino proposal in Upstate New York, Chief Cherokee admitted to having many “reservations about it…”

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ze zinger no. 27

Vern: “Ya har’ ’bout dem dadgum piles o’ fightin’ ‘n feeeudin’ firewood fam’lees dert wers a fightin’ and feeeudin’ fer yars and yars ’til finally, after all da bloodshed and death–and SMOKE(!), fer Gawd Sake–dee’cided to cahm togeder in a-cord….”

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ze zinger no. 26

So, They finally cuffed that pervy Metrosexual Rich Kid who forcefully atomized his date after the Debutante Ball–AGAINST HER WILL!

Charge: “Date Vape”

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This is the word I just played in Classic Words :-)

My last play in Classic Words!

This is the word I just played in Classic Words :-)

My last play in Classic Words!

This is the word I just played in Classic Words :-)

My last play in Classic Words!

This is the word I just played in Classic Words :-)

My last play in Classic Words!

This is the word I just played in Classic Words :-)

My last play in Classic Words!