Vern: “Did ya har’ where ‘nuther wunna Mozart’s Austr’een buddies had wunna dem dadgum ‘mentuhl breakdowns?”
Fern: “Who’s ‘Mo’s-tart’, Vern?”
Vern: “Yeah, well they say they he locked hisself up ina golldurn chamber and was roll’ all up like a baby, Haydn under his pee-ana…”
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling…. Friedrich Nietzsche
Whaddid the lesbo say in the chez produce section?
“What shelf is the daikon?”
War Mongering Bigot Ignoramous: “Did y’all har’ that they’s bringin’ them thar’ babies into the miluh-tar-ee now?”
WMBI: “Yar’, they calls them thar’ the “Infantry”…
Peacenik: “I hope they are non violent babies…”.
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Friedrich Nietzsche
After decades of climatic query, scientists have finally concluded that a rainbow is actually fallout from a “gay bomb”…
Kentucky Bible Thumper: “JAH-HEE-ZUS SAVES!”
Reclusive Bank Robber: “I prefer withdrawal…”
Celebrated Chinaman choral director comments on the off-key choir:
What did Clam say to Uppity Oyster?
“No, you’re SHELLFISH!”
Hey, did ya hear about that new egalitarian high-wire act outta Prague?
Yeah, they call themselves, “Czechs and Balances”…
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Frederick Nietzsche
What do you get when you cross a Republican with a urologist?
(with punnage, no xtra charge)
Doc: “I’m sorry, er, uh, Mr., um, Punjabi, could you remind me again, what’s ailing you?”
Mr. Punjabi: “I told you already, Doc, I’m Sikh, SIKH!”