ze pun-ch line no. 52

Fern: “Oh my Gawd, Vern, did you see where that fancy pants Emeril quit cookin` to drive forklift?”

Vern: “Lawd, what you say!”

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Fern: “He says it`s more pallitabuhl fer `im…”

A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling...Friedrich Nietsche

ze pun-ch line no. 49

Vern: “Did ya har’ where ‘nuther wunna Mozart’s Austr’een buddies had wunna dem dadgum ‘mentuhl breakdowns?”

Fern: “Who’s ‘Mo’s-tart’, Vern?”

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Vern: “Yeah, well they say they he locked hisself up ina golldurn chamber and was roll’ all up like a baby, Haydn under his pee-ana…”

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A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling…. Friedrich Nietzsche