ze quotez no. 1

What did Santa say when he got to the brothel?

quote: “HO HO HO!”

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ze pun-ch line no. 51

Hey, did ya here ’bout them two runners in the NYC half marathon that collided and one of ’em got knocked unconscious?

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When paramedics finally brought him to they had to jog his memory as to his name and whereabouts….

A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling… Friedrich Nietzsche