ze quotez no. 1

What did Santa say when he got to the brothel?

quote: “HO HO HO!”

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ze pun-ch line no. 51

Hey, did ya here ’bout them two runners in the NYC half marathon that collided and one of ’em got knocked unconscious?

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When paramedics finally brought him to they had to jog his memory as to his name and whereabouts….

A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling… Friedrich Nietzsche

ze pun-ch line no. 50

Vern: “Did ya here ’bout that crazy fly-by-nite Woo-HAN Chinaman that been rippin’ off rural ‘Murica?”

Fern: “Naw, Vern, didn’t”

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Vern: “Locals say he been here today, gong tomorrah…”

A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling… Friedrich Nietzsche