ze pun-ch line no. 49

Vern: “Did ya har’ where ‘nuther wunna Mozart’s Austr’een buddies had wunna dem dadgum ‘mentuhl breakdowns?”

Fern: “Who’s ‘Mo’s-tart’, Vern?”

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Vern: “Yeah, well they say they he locked hisself up ina golldurn chamber and was roll’ all up like a baby, Haydn under his pee-ana…”

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A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling…. Friedrich Nietzsche

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ze pun-ch line no. 46

War Mongering Bigot Ignoramous: “Did y’all har’ that they’s bringin’ them thar’ babies into the miluh-tar-ee now?”

Peacenik: “No”.

WMBI: “Yar’, they calls them thar’ the “Infantry”…

Peacenik: “I hope they are non violent babies…”.

A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Friedrich Nietzsche

ze pun-ch line no. 42

(more anti-shrinkage smack)

What did Ernest Hemingway say just before he blew his own brains out?

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“I’m shocked, SHOCKED!”

(ERNEST HEMINGWAY(1899-1961) underwent 20 gruelling rounds of electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) to cure him of his depression. Having lost many of his memories as a result, he said, “It was a brilliant cure but we lost the patient,” and took a shotgun to his head not long afterwards. ECT is still practiced in 2017…)

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A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Friedrich Nietzsche