ze zinger no. 12

Regular Guy: “Do you believe beauty is only skin deep?”

Narcissist: “Probably, but I’ve never peeled my skin back…”



ze pun-ch line no. 29

What did Vinny, the narcissistic Mob Osprey, say to the lesser bird?

pun-ch line

“I gotta lotta more-a talon’s ‘dan-a yoose do!”


A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling….Friedrich Nietzsche